Monday 26th April 2010

SCIENCE genius Stephen Hawking reckons aliens exist - but it would be a fatal mistake to contact them.

The physics professor takes a guess at what aliens might look like in a new documentary, which shows yellow lizard-like predators and large green herbivores.

What does he know ALf said that these Yellow Lizards are just being friendly.

The real enemy has always been the Dalek Race.

ALf has visited all the galaxies and found that the Dalek Race is feared totally on every inhabited planet. Even the Large green herbivores will have nothing to do with The Dalek's.

But the boffin fears ETs may come to raid Earth's resources. He said: "I imagine they exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet.

"If aliens ever visit us, the outcome could be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn't turn out very well for the Native Americans."

Hawking, 68, who is paralysed by motor neurone disease, said alien life was likely as the universe has 100billion galaxies, each containing hundreds of millions of stars.

He added: "The numbers alone make it perfectly rational."

Stephen Hawking's Universe airs on Discovery Channel, May 9.

Sunday 25th April 2010

The Rostov Hotel Party

Dr Hristolgnatovski

Asiya

Ani

Cvetina

St Georges Day April 23rd 2010

My warmest good wishes I am sending to you
And hoping that the winter is through
You will start out afresh to follow the lead
Of our Patron Saint George and his spirited steed;
Not only to tackle what ever my befall,
But also successfully to win through it all
And then may you have an enjoyable spell
Of hiking, and jolly good camping as well.

Thursday 22nd April 2010

UppyALf's award for friendship between species.

Monday 19th April 2010

UppyALf fan club badges are available for you please contact us for information.

Golf Sucks Man! Sunday 18th April 2010

GOLF SUCKS MAN!

We went to the ploppy annual dinner which is held at the Broadway Golf Club because Clive is a member. His is a ploppy holder.

The dinner was very nice as we sat with Ei Ei and Mo and of course OLD FART and Lily.

Saturday 17th April 2010

Thursday 15th April 2010

Iceland's Mount Eyjafjalljokull volcano arrived in British airspace on north-westerly winds.

ALf say's that he has nothing to do with this new volcanic eruption in Iceland.

Over the past 1,100 years, Eyjafjallajökull has erupted four times: in 920, 1612, between 1821–1823, and in 2010. Each of the first three of these incidents directly preceded a major eruption in the nearby subglacial volcano, Katla. There is so far no evidence that Katla will erupt because of its vicinity to the current eruption in Eyjafjallajökull. Katla, which is a much more active volcano, known for its powerful subglacial eruptions and its large magma chamber, much larger than that of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano system, has still not shown any unusual activity, like expansion of the crust or seismic activity. However, one cannot rule out that possibility, since history has shown that Eyjafjallajökull can be a precursor to additional Katla activity. Some geophysicists in Iceland support the notion that the recent volcanic eruption at Eyjafjallajökull may trigger a second eruption at Katla, which would cause a major flooding event due to melting of glacial ice.

Tuesday 13th April 2010

We have been in Bulgar land with The Ickle Bulgars and Big Hinka and The Crazy Doctor who feeds the cats. We met Super Baba and loads of their family members and friends.

It will take a while for us to sort out pictures and stuff.

But we have posted a picture of Super Gran to start with.

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