25th May Tuesday 2010

Two new badges to look out for!

Sunday 23rd May 2010

This picture is of ALf how he sees himself. Green of course.

He has just had his second bath in three weeks and of course does not look too happy about the fact.

Joe n Max Wedding Day 16th May 2010

Joey and Max's Wedding.

Jumping the broom

Wow what a great and fab and funny and happy n crying eyes filled day.

Joe n Max jumped over the broom together in West Somerset where the cider apples grow.

Much more than cider apples love was in the air and for once peace was floating in the rain and crystal blue sky. The weather chopped and changed but not the love a friendships. It was really a special day. ALf said that this day alone made it worth travelling all those light years to Earth.

We were dressed as bridesmaids and had all the gear and the official dress material to boot.

It was a great day and we met lots of new friends.

Once again congratulations both.

We will see you at the next wedding!

Thursday 13th May 2010

NASA spacecraft shuttlejacked by aliens?

We're not experts, but if we had to pick the one place where crime levels should be at absolute zero, we'd pick deepest darkest space. Alas, it appears that even there you shouldn't fly your spacecraft in the wrong neighbourhood.

A German UFO expert has claimed that a NASA spacecraft may have been hijacked (shuttlejacked?) by aliens - who are now attempting to contact us.

Hartwig Hausdorf claims that Voyager 2 - an unmanned probe sent into space some 33 years ago to explore Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus (stop sniggering) and Neptune - has started transmitting peculiar signals.

NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life found it (and spoke Flemish), but last month the probe began sending back distorted messages.

"It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe, thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth," the author of UFOs - They Are Still Flying told German newspaper Bild.

Voyager 2 is currently more than 8.5 billion miles from Earth. Perhaps the alien criminals are trying to put Six Music on and the reception isn't so hot.

Friday 7th May 2010

ALf and the Stuffed Party win seat for Warwickshire Middle Piddle Diddle.

With a total of 51368 ALf took The seat with a swing of his pants.

The Stuffed Party were all shook up at the thought of ALf winning this closeted seat.